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16 years. That's not a courtship, that's a life sentence with time off for good behavior.
Paulina and Michael met way back when Facebook was just for university students and Netflix still mailed you DVDs. After 16 years, three houseplants (RIP fern), two cats, approximately 4,000 takeaways, and one global pandemic, they're finally making it official.
"Why now?" people ask. Well, they've mastered living together, survived IKEA furniture assembly, and agreed on pizza toppings. The only logical next step was marriage. Plus, they've finally accepted that nobody else would put up with their respective nonsense.
Michael proposed when he realized Paulina was the only person who could find his keys without him actually losing them first. Paulina said yes when she accepted that Michael's idea of "folding laundry" is definitely not hers, and that's okay.
So here we are—nearly 16 years of practice for one day of celebration. They've been engaged longer than most celebrity marriages. They're basically already married, just without the paperwork and the tax benefits.
Now they're finally doing the thing. No refunds, exchanges, or returns accepted. See you there!
